The Accidental Troubadour

And then you get stuck  in life's playground supposed to be Merry  but it's just an endless  go round  Next thing you know  it's the third Monday in January Post holiday celebrations  this is when it gets scary Trying to keep my head up but I feel it loom Intellectually I know what it is  yet still I feel doom Swallowing me up  I feel consumed Trying to break the cycle  trying to break loose Love and support around me  I feel it to the hilt Its the shame - embarrassment  and the ever powerful guilt Maybe there's a change ahead of me  a brand-new tune Music  art  love  that's how I want to be  consumed  On a Monday in January  they say  it's the worst Flowers - condolences and a long  black hearse I feel like a monkey  caged in a zoo All the people knock on the Glass just to see what I will do They think if they provoke me  they w...

I want to hold you in my arms and take the pain away  Together we will be safe and our fears will fade away I know you feel alone and that is OK  Just keep holding on it will be fine somehow someway  I will hold you in my arms and will stay there forever  Everything will be fine as long as we’re together  Shut out the voices and shut out the noise All it is is just a ploy  they want to steal your peace and they want to steal your joy  Just come back  you’ll be safe in my arms I’ll protect you and love you And Keep you safe and warm

Nifkin or Grundle Gooch or Taint  call it what you want  it’s all the same  that magic little place  that sits in between  not the balls or the butthole you know what I mean Excuse me Mr Nifkin  they call me Ms Grundle I’m not here to play  I’m ready to Rumble   Nifkin or Grundle Gooch or Taint  call it what you want  it’s all the same 

Strutting around just tryin’ to have some fun  Just like a peacock  Yeah  he’s the one  He’s got  Big Dick Swagger  for a little dick man  he’ll make it happen  just as fast as he can  there ain’t no need to worry  cause he’s got a plan  he’s got  Big Dick Swagger  for a little dick man