The Accidental Troubadour

We’re in this together  we become one of the same  I’ve never felt this before  it’s so good it’s insane When we’re in this  together  it’s the banging  of our balls  it drives me wild and  up the mother fucking walls Imagining us  is all that I need  but sometimes I get hungry and I just wanna feed I don’t know if it’s  because  we are birds of a feather  all I know is  I wanna be in this  together He and I will do  just what you say but we’re not into each other  Cause  we ain’t gay Maybe it is because  we are birds of a feather  I just know that I wanna be  in this together  Imagining us and I’m just  your steed I don’t care about anythin’  I just wanna  breed I don’t care  about anythin’ I just want  to breed  I don’t care  about anythin’ I  just  want  to  breed  We’re in thi...

You came to my Mommas house  and you got me out of bed You were wearing all black so she thought somebody was dead  I said no Momma that’s just who they are and that’s just what they wear  she said oh Shá I was joking I really don’t care  Yeah you put me in your car and you drove me all around  you drove me all around you brought me to DownTown You had me in your car and you brought me downtown you showed me all around you showed me your downtown We were doing 105 on Highway 105 Prince was on Windows down and we were getting high  next thing I know  you had me in your back seat  you were like an octopus you were all over me And then you Drove me to downtown  You brought me to get down

Kitty was a woman on the street she kept on begging please somebody help me Nobody helped her and she couldn’t understand why  no one helped her and she ultimately died No one stepped up to help because they thought somebody else would do it helping someone in despair  There’s something to it  no one got involved  they didn’t react  it’s now called the  Bystander Effect  If we don’t engage we will only know defeat  Case in point poor poor Kitty it’s called the  bystander effect  our duty is to help  if we don’t we are all Derelict

Hello Hello Hello I’m going to tell you a story  About a girl named Bitsy Who lives up the street from Trixxie And she’s bat shit crazy She’s living her life for all to see Reeking havoc from sea to sea  Unlike a whirling dervish  Soon you’ll see She’s chain smoking  Sailor cussing  and she’s never wrong  I love her and I hate her so I had to  write this song  Oh Bitsy