The Accidental Troubadour

I love cold spring mornings and warm fall nights  That sounds oxymoronic  but it feels so right  Sometimes what you want  is not what you need we all can get caught up  in the feelings of greed Be happy with what you got and don’t complain You don’t have to escape  by getting on a plane Isn’t it oxymoronic  don’t you think  they will push you to the edge to the very fucking brink They’ll tell you you’re crazy They’ll tell you your mad At the end of the day It’s them who’s so fucking sad I love cold Spring mornings and warm fall nights  That sounds oxymoronic but it feels so right  It’s so oxymoronic cause things aren’t what they seem We are walking through life  like we’re living in a dream I love cold Spring mornings and warm fall nights  That sounds oxymoronic but it feels so right  They will tell you it’s your fault when they’re the ones to blame  We know what’s going on  It’s got a motherfucking name They wil...

I've got Jesus and Jackie on my side know it's gonna be right cause I'm gonna get high High on life Or just from the dope  doesn't really matter never lose hope Hope and dream and just imagine  Hope and dream but never lose sight  you've got what it takes you're ready for the fight Sometimes you need a little help along the way  Jesus and Jackie will help through the day Sometimes you need a little help along the way  Jesus and Jackie  will show you the way  I get up with Jackie   Jesus lay me down to sleep With visions and creativity and thoughts that run so deep In the beginning it was tacky called it wacky tobacci Now we're cultured an elevated with Jesus and Jackie They called one the Hemperor   And they called the other one  The King 👑  In the county of the  same name  But it’s a whole other thing  I smoked one  and it blew my mind  I smoked the other  and I lost track of time ...

I feel it rise  like a needle in                         my arm it’s like getting high  Laser Focus and Steely Determination  I see it building  I see it rise  it gets in my mind and I can’t clear it out  I’m a man on a mission  it’s all that I think about  I got one thing on my mind  and that’s sexual penetration  it’s like I’m  getting fixed  it’s like  I didn’t know  it’s like getting high when I got one thing on my mind 

When the sun goes down and there ain’t no light  you better find shelter from the dark of the night  the sinners and thieves run to dark bayou  and the sheriff will follow looking for clues  the dark bayou where the sinners go to hide  let me tell you where the sinners go to hide  me and you where the sinners go to hide  I’ll take you where the sinners go to hide  getting out alive is the luck of the draw  cause no one down here  is above the law